Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Safety First



Ok, so I know this picture has been making its way across the net for about a month now, but it needs to be discussed here.

Can someone please post and give me their ideas of what the potential hazards are in eating a burger bigger than your head, and why a helmet may or may not be sufficient to protect against these hazards? Thank you.
Bonus question:

Pound for pound, is Riley fatter than helmet-guy?


Riley 2

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

And the Academy Award goes to...

The 77th Annual Academy Award nominations have been released and I want to hear your opinions. Use the comment box for this topic to discuss anything related to the films, actors, or nominations. Don't forget to cast your vote for the major categories before leaving!

Busted!


I told you all I would update you on the mouse situation (see "Mice"), and after returning from trivia last night I discovered that my trap had caught its 6th mouse. He put up a good fight, avoiding the trap for 3 days, and actually taunting me by running around on the rafters while I was sitting below him. But in the end it is clear that man vs. mouse is no competition - if only it didn't take two degrees and seven years of education to prove this.


Here is the actual trap.


Mice walk up the ramp (a bulletin board) and onto the Gateway box. There they walk through the cardboard tube (left over from Christmas wrapping paper) which is propped up by PS2 and XBox games (Gamecube games won't work because they suck). They then see the sweet sweet chocolate sitting on the paper towel. This paper towel is suspended over the top of the garbage can. The mouse sees the chocolate and must jump onto the paper towel to get it. The only problem is, the paper towel is strong enough to support the weight

of the chocolate but not strong enough to support the weight of the mouse. So when the mouse jumps onto the paper towel, he, the paper towel, and his precious chocolate fall into the garbage (just make sure the garbage can is deep enough to keep the mouse from jumping out, they can jump surprisingly high). Simple, cheap, clean, and harmless (I guess you could put sharpened bamboo sticks in the bottom to kill the mouse Vietcong style, but good luck finding a convenient supply of bamboo here in the states you cruel prick). The only unexplainable thing is that on two occasions the trap caught two mice in one night. So, either mice are like Lemmings or they are quite skilled at synchronized jumping.

Trivia Night


So we went to trivia night again last night at Connor O'Neils. We placed 24 of 32. In the picture, we are Team #8 which is the first one (from left to right) in the second row. However, my friend Moto and I did not show up until Round 3 (there are 6 total rounds) so it was just Mora and Jaimie for the first 2. Also, most teams had 5 members or more whereas we only had 4 (after Moto and I showed up).

The girls chose our team name as "Stood Up," because they sat there for an hour thinking we weren't going to show up.

For all you Star Wars fans, Round 3 was a page of 16 pictures from the Star Wars movies. Each picture had to be identified. Since I was the only Star Wars loser in the group, I took care of it and answered 13 of 16 correctly.

Moto (has never made a normal smile or pose for a picture...ever)
Moto
Mora & Jaimie
Mora & Jamie

A Sad Walk

These are some of the last pictures taken of my cat, Mayu (pronounced: May-you). In her last days, she really wanted to be outside. So on this particular day I grabbed an umbrella to hold over her. She was a Manx and, as is common with the breed, had only a small tail just shorter in length than the average thumb. She was put to sleep just two days after this outdoor picture was taken after battling a kidney disease. We miss her lots.


Looking for things to do
Mayu 2
Sleeping on a sweater of mine
Mayu 3

Monday, January 24, 2005

Navy Seals vs. Ninjas

On the heels of a very thought provoking discussion over on The Safety Blog, I have decided to pose my own "what if" topic. Who would win in a fight between a veteran Navy Seal and an equally experienced Ninja? You can approach it as a one-on-one or a Seal team versus a band of Ninjas. Weapons can be a part of the equation but do not have to be, however, only Seals can use Seals weapons and Ninjas can only use Ninja weapons. Post your thoughts and visit this website if you need a quick background on Ninjas.

"In Good Company" Movie Review

I loved this movie. As an initial matter, it's important to note that for people who have only seen the 30 second tv spots instead of the trailer, you may mistakenly believe the story is primarily focused on the budding relationship between Carter Duryea (Topher Grace) and Alex Foreman (Scarlett Johansson). Don't be fooled, this is a sub plot. So, don't go to this movie thinking it's a romantic comedy or a "date movie." The true story behind this movie is the relationship between Dan Foreman (Dennis Quaid) and Duryea and how their individual lives are affected by the uneasy professional situation they find themselves in.

Dan is a 51 year-old sales executive for Sports America, a leading sports magazine (basically Sports Illustrated). He is troubled by declining sales in what he is told is a more technology driven world medium that has little interest in print advertising.

Carter is a 26 year-old businessman trying to impress his superiors and move up the corporate ladder. You meet him as he wrapping up a very successful business proposal involving cell phones designed for 5 year-olds (yes, I said successful). He is informed that he is being "groomed" by corporate powers for a prominent role in the company's future. This company is an international powerhouse which has it's roots in a multitude of very different industries and is run by a very Rupert Murdoch like character.

Carter's company purchases Sports America and he is put in charge of the sales division, a position formerly filled by Dan. After an initial period of well-portrayed awkwardness between Carter and everyone at Sports America, Carter and Dan settle into their new roles. But as they settle into their new professional lives, they find their previously stable personal lives turned upside-down.

Carter finds that his new job and new (albeit damaged) Porche are all he has in life after his wife of 7 months leaves him (ending in divorce). On the other side, Dan deals with the reduced salary, an unplanned baby on the way, and his daughter, Alex, who decides to transfer colleges to ultra-expensive NYU.

This is where Carter and Dan realize how much they need each other. Carter begins pushing his way into Dan's personal life to try to fill in his non-existent personal life, while Dan reluctantly goes along with it for job security. This is how Carter and Alex get to know each other which results in a love interest. The remainder of the film is devoted to the increasing pressure on the Sports America sales team to produce new revenue with the side issue of the Carter/Alex relationship and how it is hidden from Dan.

Here's why I liked this movie. It had the right blend of humor without being unrealistic or ridiculous. You understood what Dan and Carter were going through and felt the stresses that they were confronted with. Quaid and Grace played their characters perfectly and you really liked them. With Carter, you could easily have grown to hate him because you thought he was undeserving or too materialistic. Instead, the film reminded you of your own life and when you were given that first "big break." Or maybe you are still waiting for that break and see a little bit of how you would act if given the opportunity. Sure you'd be excited, maybe you would splurge a little and buy a few luxury items (maybe not a Porsche, but it's all proportional). With Quaid, you could see that his primary concern the entire film was the effect on his family. Many films would get caught up in the crushed ego his character would likely have, but this one realistically portrayed what 99% of people in the same situation would feel - the concern for the stability and future of the family. The film only briefly endulged in the ego issue when Carter and Dan initially met, and then simply poked fun at it after that.

As for the humor in the film, Grace was genuinely funny. I don't watch "That 70's Show" so I was not familiar with his personality before this. His style of humor was geared towards younger adults (20-35), which I like, but it didn't take center stage. It was used sparingly and appropriately, balanced out by Quaid's realistic reactions to Carter's comments which showed the generational gap (i.e. "awesome wingman" comment).

Finally, the resolutions to the plot and subplots in this movie were all decently satisfying. Without getting into spoilers, Dan's future at Sports America, Carter's career path, and Carter's relationship with Alex were all realistically written. My only major problem was with the "mission" Dan and Carter embarked on near the end of the movie to make one last attempt to drum up sales. However, this was nullified when they returned to Sports America to find some major changes. As a result, we will never know whether this mission would have made any difference (which is good because in the real corporate world, it wouldn't have). Other than that, the only other thing I absolutely hated was the poor editing of the Peter Gabriel song near the end. It sounded completely truncated and distracted the viewer from the meaning of the images on-screen. Now, I'm not opposed to song editing, I think it's necessary at times and can be very beneficial. However, the worst part about this one is that they could have just let the song run from the beginning and achieved the affect they wanted. Poor work in my opinion.

All in all, a very good movie. B+

Sunday, January 23, 2005

Future Posts

Here are the posts I am currently working on for anyone who may be interested:

- Snow Storm in SE Michigan
- The Detroit International Auto Show
- Movie Reviews: In Good Company, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.

HTML Problems

It has come to my attention that the background colors behind the "About Me" (should be dark grey) and polls/links (should be white) sections are not showing up when viewed with Internet Explorer. It looks fine using Firefox. My introduction to HTML came when I started this blog. Can anyone tell me how to fix it? Also, the Google search bar on my page is not working when you search my site (it works searching the WWW). Can someone look at my source code and offer any suggestions? I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks.

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