Want to make a post?

Would you like to make an audio post on Scott's Blogtastic Blog for everyone to listen to and enjoy? It's free, quick, and quite simple. You need only 2 things: 1) a phone, 2) my phone number (sorry if you don't know me, but if I posted my number online, I'm sure it would be ringing off the hook with the millions of fans who frequent this site). Here's how you do it:

1) Dial (661) 716-2564 (regular long distance rates apply if you're a loser and don't have free long distance with your cell phone plan)
2) Enter in my cell phone number when asked for the "primary telephone number"
3) Enter the last 4 digits of my cell phone number when asked for the PIN number
4) Follow the prompts to record your post!

After finishing, it usually takes just seconds to show up on this site as an audio file you can listen to. Try it while drunk.

[begin countdown until I realize this was a bad idea - basically whenever Drew stumbles onto this site]